Me.  I do.  I’m a middle-aged guy with a great desire to write while lacking the ambition or drive to make a living out of it.  I apologize profusely to everyone reading… and especially to Ernest Hemingway for having his name maligned with mine (the WordPress theme for this blog is “Hemingway Rewritten”)  I’m certain that Papa is very aware of this on the Other Side, and is now looking for all the pieces of his face just so he can shoot them off again.

And for those of you who don’t get the title of this lit’ry outlet, doggerel is defined as “writing of little literary value or worth” and since this is a blog, well, I don’t really have to explain the rest to you, do I?

And the STL at the end is because some other sage already stole Bloggerel, and I needed to differentiate.  Plus, it might allow some hot stalker to decipher where I am and come have her way with me.

And it goes without saying that this stuff is copyrighted. All of it. Every. Single. Word. Don’t even think of it, you evil bastard!